I'd love to cook you the one thing I've learned how to make without ruining.
I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.
I love you even if you don't love me back.
Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
You must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction.
My perfect date: I pick you up in my Hyundai Sonata. You get in, there are candles lit in the car. You say, isn't that dangerous? I say, yes, but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside to see my car is on fire. You go, Trevor, aren't you pissed; your car is on fire! I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say nah I knew this was going to happen. Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.
What is a star doing so close to the Earth?
If you had been on the Titanic instead of Jack, I bet Rose would have made room for you on the headboard.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.