Do you squat often? Cause that ass is unbelievable.
I checked your syntax and found no errors. Wanna go compile?
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams?
So your dad – was he a king or something? (Why?) Well, he must have been a king to make a princess like you.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
You must be Halle Berry's twin sister; the one they don't talk about because she's much more beautiful.
I may have captured your soul, but you've captured my heart.
I like your plaid spandex pants, but I like myself in them better.
Wanna carve the anarchy symbol on each other?