I spend 16 hours a day thinking about you and 8 hours dreaming of you.
You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null).
The tenderness in your eyes suffocates my heart.
Sexual talk, on the other hand, doesn't work—though many men continue to think so.
I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
What's the weirdest message you've ever gotten on here from someone?
You are my API. I want to know everything about you.
Be honest. Which member of 1D is your fave?
I bet you're more cool IRL than via URL.