You are deserving of masterful poetry, not mere words.
My heart forgets to beat the moment it sees you.
Speaking to guy/girl who's staring: You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... So what do you say we dance?
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Date me. If you've ever liked me, date me.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
Girl, I'm a botanist and all I want is to cloro-fill you.
You give Lipton's theory of loveliness new meaning.