Hey baby, what's your sine?
My love for you is like pi... never ending.
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
You're more special than relativity.
I'd like to finger your fret board.
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
Caution: Please keep your distance. I might fall...for you.
I want to rosin your bow.