If I was an octupus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Hello are you married? [Yes.] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
Let's make like Winnie The Pooh, and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.
Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
When I'm around you, sparks fly.