Hey baby, did you know they call me yoggie bear? (No, why?) Because I'm always chasing after the honey!
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
I'm yin and you're yang, we just fit together.
Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.
You should try my famous candy-corn chowder. Wanna come over for dinner next Friday?
Hi, can you let me concentrate on something else for a change?
Are you the mirror of Erised? Cause when I look at you, I can kind of see you naked?
Wow, you're beautiful.
Do you have a sewing kit? (No, why?) Because I'm ripped!
How come you're not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that's where angels belonged.