Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her: "I will stop loving you when all the roses die".
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Forget hydrogen you're my number one element.
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect.
I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.