You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
You be the battery, I'll be the aluminum foil and together we'll light up the world.
I'll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Whats a nice girl like you doing in a mind like mine?
Is your dad in jail? Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
What is the cross between the moon and the stars? You.