Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
I love you too much, but I don't know how to love you less.
I won't set my phone to silent just in case there's a chance I'll hear from you.
Every beat of my heart says your name.
You're one of the few people I would trust to take good bio notes for me while I'm gone.
If you were a volleyball girl, I'd wear your shirt in the off season.
You're the CSS to my HTML.
Do you know how I can get verified on Twitter? Asking for a friend...
I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?
If I didn't come up here and make you laugh – I would kick myself for days on end.