Roses are red, violets are blue, wouldn't it be better if right now i were on top of you?
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.
You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you.
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
If I was a plant you'd make my roots extend.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
Look up the symbols for Hydrogen and Iodine and that's what I have to say to you.