I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Let's roleplay, you'll be a magic Carpet and I'll be Aladdin; now let me ride your magic carpet.
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
I like it when you smile but I love it when I'm the reason.
I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.
Let's make music on my sheets.
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.