If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
I had a pick up line but, your beautiful eyes continue to interrupt me.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
You must be the fifth scale degree of the diatonic scale, because you're always dominant in my thoughts.
My perfect date: I pick you up in my Hyundai Sonata. You get in, there are candles lit in the car. You say, isn't that dangerous? I say, yes, but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside to see my car is on fire. You go, Trevor, aren't you pissed; your car is on fire! I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say nah I knew this was going to happen. Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.
You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you.