If we were connected on Linkedin, I'd endorse you all night long.
Why didn't God keep you when he had the chance?
I miss things from you that have not happened yet.
I just wanna cuddle, but I can't cause I'm missnig you.
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
You're too hot. You should chill with me.
Are you epinephrine? Cuz baby you make my heart race.
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
I'd love to go on a date with you so I can explain how undateable I am.