Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
Finally after 20 years of studies i found X in you – The X factor of my life.
I spend 16 hours a day thinking about you and 8 hours dreaming of you.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we're both afebrile.
I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
To the world, you may be one person. But to me, you are the world!
Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.