Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded.
I don't need 99 souls. All I need is yours.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Most people would agree that society these days has lost a bit of it's civility. It's a shame. You have excellent posture.
It isn't Christmas yet, but I'm already being gifted by your presence.
There's side view, rear view, and what else? I loview.
I'm not perfect. But I'm loyal.
You look lovely, I would be honored if you will accompany me to a modestly priced meal at Red Lobster and then a night of romantic movies and board games.
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.