Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I like it when you smile but I love it when I'm the reason.
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.
You look lovely, I would be honored if you will accompany me to a modestly priced meal at Red Lobster and then a night of romantic movies and board games.
I am not a queen but I'll give you something royal.
WebMD says your love is contagious.
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.