Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.
You look lovely, I would be honored if you will accompany me to a modestly priced meal at Red Lobster and then a night of romantic movies and board games.
I am not a queen but I'll give you something royal.
WebMD says your love is contagious.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
If I was a plant you'd make my roots extend.