Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Did you survive Avada Kedavra? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.
Are you Google? Because you're everything I'm searching for.
Hey Girl, You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.
I like your shape, how'd you like to form a complex organic transition state?
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
There's not enough batteries in the world to be satisfied by your beauty.