My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
Want to engage in a textually active relationship?
I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
I heard you like math, so what's the sum of U+Me?
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?
There's not enough batteries in the world to be satisfied by your beauty.
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?