Want to engage in a textually active relationship?
I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
I heard you like math, so what's the sum of U+Me?
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Are you Google? Because you're everything I'm searching for.
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?