Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
Your pants would look a lot better accelerating towards my floor at 9.8m.s^-1.
Are you Google? Because you're everything I'm searching for.
I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
Hey Girl, You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.