I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.
Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.
Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you want to go back to my mom's place and watch Dr. Who?
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
If you were a transformer you'd be Hot-o-Bot and your name would be Optimus Fine.
Let's make like a transcription factor and response element and turn things on.