Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.
Want to engage in a textually active relationship?
I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
I heard you like math, so what's the sum of U+Me?
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
You remind me of a magnet, because you are attracting me over here!
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.