There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curve...
I hear you're a second bass. Want to go to third with me?
Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that'll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.
You want to know how to play the saxophone? Why, it's easy. You just blow a lot and sometimes use your tongue. Would you like to try?
My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet, if you know what I mean.
Maybe we can have a sectional some time...just the two of us.
Baby, can I go up a fifth on you?