Can I play with your tremolo arm?
Baby, you know soprano's do it on top, but I'd be willing to be an alto for you.
You make me crescendo.
There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curve...
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
I hear you're a second bass. Want to go to third with me?
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that'll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.
You want to know how to play the saxophone? Why, it's easy. You just blow a lot and sometimes use your tongue. Would you like to try?
My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet, if you know what I mean.