This time next year let's be laughing together.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
I wouldn't want to have a domestic disturbance with anyone but you.
I don't need to look at more data. What I'm feeling with you is already statistically significant.
Hey pretty, do you wanna date me? Yes=Smile. No=Backflip.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!