Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
How did your parents create you? I want to know how to make my children as beautiful as you are.
I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?
(Girl coming out of a bar): "Hi, I think I am gonna be the last guy to ask for your phone number today".
You're so hot. I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!
I must be lost. I thought paradise wasn't on earth.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle.
You better change the lock because I'm the key to your heart.