You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Baby, you're the only accept state of my finite automaton.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Honey, you're so sweet that even my liver GLUT2 transporters would be at Vmax.
I miss you like an ischaemic heart misses its blood supply.
You seem awesome and I like awesome people.
You must be Ilya Kovalchuk because you are outta my League!
Are you Catfishing someone? Just checking...
Need someone to listen to you complain about that bitch from work for an hour?