Do you have a New Year's Resolution? I'm looking at mine right now. Let's ring in the New Year with a bang!
I am baking a cake but it tastes a little bitter. Why don't you stick your finger in it for extra sweetness?
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Are you a guitar player? Because you just plucked my heart strings.
I wish you were the G line and I was a treble clef then I could wrap myself around you.
Saying while walking away: Your good looks don't intimidate me.
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
My love for you is like the universe...Never-ending!
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
What is the craziest place you've ever had sex?