I believe that it was Socrates who opined, "Know thyself." Well, I already know myself, how about I get to know you?
I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender.
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!