I have a flute you can blow.
I like your plaid spandex pants, but I like myself in them better.
You're only a riot grrl cuz you haven't experienced me yet.
Wanna carve the anarchy symbol on each other?
The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to "come back home to you," but I'll do you one better. I'll sit through.
How are you during sex? Piano or forte?
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
Are you a little more country or a little more rock n' roll?