You're emo too?! Let's hold each other and sob.
We should have sex. Joey Ramone would've wanted it that way.
I like your plaid spandex pants, but I like myself in them better.
You're only a riot grrl cuz you haven't experienced me yet.
Wanna carve the anarchy symbol on each other?
The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to "come back home to you," but I'll do you one better. I'll sit through.
How are you during sex? Piano or forte?
Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.