You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without "xy".
You're so hot you denature my proteins.
Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?
You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
You're like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
You make my dopamine levels all silly.
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?