Mmmm, Girl you reminding me of Cheese...I want you on everything!
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
Hey girl, want to do 25 episodes of blushing at each other and then looking away?
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.
With a great penis comes great responsibility.