My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!