Cheesy pick up lines

My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
86.68 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
85.13 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
84.54 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, nerdy, math
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, biology, cheesy
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, math, nerdy, weird
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, doctor
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, cute, weird
Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!
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