If I was a plant you'd make my roots extend.
Lets meet somewhere... you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
Hey baby, what's your sine?
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?