Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
Did you cut my phrenic nerve?...Because baby, you take my breath away.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.