Weird pick up lines

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, weird, reverse
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cute, nerdy, weird
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, reverse, weird
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: funny, weird, hockey
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
I'm falling in glove with you.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, weird
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