Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?