You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because you're a total BaBe.
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
Keep talking...I'm diagnosing you.
Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
Hey, my name's [insert your name here] and I can disappoint you in ways you've never imagined.
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.