You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
I'm falling in glove with you.