Lets meet somewhere... you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
You are so attractive, i cannot help but form hydrogen bonds with you.
Are you made of Flourine, Iodine and Neon! Cause You're F-I-Ne.
You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together.
If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive.
Chem students do it on the table periodically.
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.