I only play in the short grass.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
Do you want me to pull it?
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. Are you okay with that?
You look like someone who likes to swing.
Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
Wanna see my super stroke?