Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
Your putt looks great in those jeans.
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
You in the mood for some stroke play?
I only play in the short grass.
Do you want me to pull it?
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
So this golf ball was fortunate for me on the course, however is it sufficiently fortunate to get your number?
Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?