Physics pick up lines

My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some "electron density".
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Pick up line: cheesy, physics, science
Want to test the spring constant of my matress?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: physics, science
If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cute, physics, science
I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cute, nerdy, physics, dirty
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cute, physics, science, nerdy
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, clean, nerdy, physics
My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: physics, science
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: science, physics, nerdy
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: science, physics, clean
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