Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
(Hey baby, what's your sign?) Do not enter.
If you had been on the Titanic instead of Jack, I bet Rose would have made room for you on the headboard.
Hey boy, I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Your boner is giving my nipples an erection.
I hope you don't object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don't you?
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
(Haven't I seen you someplace before?) Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.