Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
(Hey baby, what's your sign?) Do not enter.
(Haven't I seen you someplace before?) Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Your boner is giving my nipples an erection.
I hope you don't object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don't you?
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
He: "Have you got the time?" She:" If you got the energy."