You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want.
(Hey baby, what's your sign?) Do not enter.
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
If you had been on the Titanic instead of Jack, I bet Rose would have made room for you on the headboard.
Hey boy, I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
Excuse me, is it true that you're a sexual tyrannosaurus?