If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep me warm.
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
He: "Have you got the time?" She:" If you got the energy."
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
Phoebe? That's a great name. Oh, you like that? You should here my phone number.
Are you as sweet as candy, cause I want to lick you like a lollypop.
I'm a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live.