Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Are you as sweet as candy, cause I want to lick you like a lollypop.
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
I like a man that can fulfill my wishes.