Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
Wanna see my "hat-trick?"
Let's play hockey. I"ll be the net, and you can score.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
My skateblade's not the only thing made of steel.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
You must be the oppositions net, because I can't wait to be inside you.