You must be the oppositions net, because I can't wait to be inside you.
Wanna see my "hat-trick?"
Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of Pele?
My other stick curves to the right.
My skateblade's not the only thing made of steel.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
Can I slip one past your goalie?
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
Gretzky isn't the only great one.