Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
Life is better when we stick together.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
You must be Ilya Kovalchuk because you are outta my League!
Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?