You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want.
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
If you had been on the Titanic instead of Jack, I bet Rose would have made room for you on the headboard.
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?