That dress would look great on my floor…
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
I think I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
You're like my own personal brand of heroin.
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.