Inappropriate pick up lines

I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
Hey Girl! I'm a lawyer. Call me when you want to get a divorce.
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Pick up line: lawyer, inappropriate
You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...very hot.
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