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That dress would look great on my floor…
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How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
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