That dress would look great on my floor…
You're like my own personal brand of heroin.
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I think I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.