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That dress would look great on my floor…
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Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.
I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
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