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I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.
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Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
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