Nice legs. What time do they open?
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
That dress would look great on my floor…
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.