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You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
Hey Girl! I'm a lawyer. Call me when you want to get a divorce.
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You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...very hot.
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
Fell free to use my face as a mechanical bull.
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
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