That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
Want to go somewhere for a spell?
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
You're the most boo-tiful ghost I've seen all night!
You are dead sexy. Literally.
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