My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.
Want to go somewhere for a spell?
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.