Why'd you dress up as princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as "the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party"?
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Are you made of Flourine, Iodine and Neon! Cause You're F-I-Ne.
You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you.
I love you, not because you are perfect, but because you are perfect to me.
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?