If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one.

My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded.

Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.

The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

You've got more curves than a triple integral.

Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?

Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!

You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.

I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.

If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.