I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

Hey baby, what's your sine?

My love for you is the null hypothesis and you'll always fail to reject it.

How can i know a hundred digits of PI? But not the 7 digits of your phone number.

Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.

Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.

I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

My love for you is like y=2^x... exponentially growing.

Can I explore your mean value?

Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge.