I think I'd be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.
How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?
'Res ipsa loquitur', honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!
Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
Hey baby, let's go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
Maybe now you could give me oral assurances of firmness, and later on we might see about talking about anticipatory breach.
Just be who you are, I'm not the one to judge.
I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.