Lawyer pick up lines

I think I'd be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
'Res ipsa loquitur', honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
Girl, you're testi-fine.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, clean
Hey baby, let's go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty
What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
Maybe now you could give me oral assurances of firmness, and later on we might see about talking about anticipatory breach.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Just be who you are, I'm not the one to judge.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
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