Lawyer pick up lines

I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, funny, cute, dirty
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
78.04 % 29 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, clean
Just be who you are, I'm not the one to judge.
78.04 % 29 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
Nice rebuttal.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, cheesy
What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
You're so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, weird
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
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