Lawyer pick up lines

If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, corny
Hey boy, I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty
Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, clean
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, dirty, funny
I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
Hey baby, let's go on a frolic of our own. I promise I won't be negligent with your heart.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
Just say the complicated parts in Latin. That's what we do.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cute, funny
I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
I hope you don't object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don't you?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, reverse
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, funny, cute, dirty
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