Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
Hey baby! Do you have a lawyer? Cause you just stole my heart.
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
I finished law school and I'm not in debt.
Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well I know a nice file room where we can reenact it.
I wanna attenuate that taint, if you know what I mean.
Hey maybe we skip the date and go straight into liquidated damages.
I need someone to look through these briefs.
Baby, I don't need to be a fiduciary to take care of you. And you won't ever find me in a conflict of interest.