Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.
Maybe now you could give me oral assurances of firmness, and later on we might see about talking about anticipatory breach.
Just be who you are, I'm not the one to judge.
I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.
When I bring an ejectment action, there'll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.
Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.