Lawyer pick up lines

Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, funny, cute, dirty
What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, corny, dirty
I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny
Maybe now you could give me oral assurances of firmness, and later on we might see about talking about anticipatory breach.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Just be who you are, I'm not the one to judge.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
When I bring an ejectment action, there'll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny
Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
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