(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?
Ay girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.
I am an organ donor, need anything?
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.