Creepy pick up lines

Nice ass... what time does it open?
79.21 % 58 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, cheesy
I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, cute, nerdy
I wield a big stick.
78.68 % 30 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, creepy, dirty
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
78.68 % 30 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Game of hide the sausage?
78.04 % 29 votes
Pick up line: tinder, creepy, dirty, funny
Do you like lollipops? Cause I'll take you to my candy shop.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, creepy, dirty
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty, funny
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
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