Creepy pick up lines

Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, corny
I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, cute, nerdy
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, creepy, cute, dirty
Nice set of parabolas!
I wanna hear you scream like the siren.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty
Did you cut my phrenic nerve?...Because baby, you take my breath away.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, creepy, weird
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, creepy, funny
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: golf, creepy
Sit on my face and I will eat my way to your heart.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, creepy, cute, dirty, nerdy
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