Creepy pick up lines

Nice ass... what time does it open?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, cheesy
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, corny, creepy
Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that'll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, creepy, dirty
I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, cute, nerdy
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, creepy, cute, dirty
Nice set of parabolas!
I wanna hear you scream like the siren.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, corny
Did you cut my phrenic nerve?...Because baby, you take my breath away.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, creepy, weird
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, creepy, funny
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